Showing posts with label Robert Byrd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robert Byrd. Show all posts

Thursday, January 08, 2009

My New Senator


Senate Democrats have now decided that they will seat Blago's choice to replace Obama, and apparent high bidder, Roland Burris. Here's a question: does Burris add to or detract from the character of the Democrats already in the Senate? 

Consider a few other fine individuals in the Senate:

  • Robert Byrd (D-WV) - current President pro tempore of the Senate, former Exalted Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan

  • Ted Kennedy (D-MA) - committed manslaughter (never charged) by driving (drunk) into a channel with a young woman he was having an affair with - she drowned.  

  • Al Franken (D-MN) - tax cheat and all around disgusting human being. 

  • Patrick Leahy (D-VT) - forced to give up his vice-chairmanship of Senate Intelligence Committee after leaking classified information to a reporter about an operation against Egyptian sponsored terrorism - at least one operative died because of the reporter's story, earning the senator the nickname "Leaky Leahy." He later leaked classified information about a Reagan operation to topple Libyan dictator and terrorist Moamarr Gadhafi, causing the operation to be aborted. Not too much later, he allowed a reporter to view classified reports on Iran-Contra. But don't worry, he's a hero because he opposed the Iraq war. 

At least a huge abortion extremist who argued that you have the right to kill your new born baby if it survives an abortion is no longer in the Senate, but I guess having Barack Obama as president isn't an improvement. 

The good news is, Burris will probably be beaten by moderate Republican Congressman Mark Kirk during the next election. I also encourage NY Gov. Patterson to, you know, appoint Caroline Kennedy to Hillary Clinton's seat, because, you know, she'll also be easy to beat, you know. 

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Robert "KKK" Byrd Wants Michael Vick Executed




Robert Byrd (Democrat - West Virginia) shouted from the Senate floor that he would like to see Michael Vick (aka Ron Mexico) executed for his cruelty to animals. Byrd has witnessed one execution and wouldn't mind seeing another "if it involves this cruel, sadistic, cannibalistic business of training innocent, vulnerable creatures to kill." Vick, as you might have heard, was just indicted for several felonies related to dog fighting and is alleged to have killed poorly performing dogs by shooting, drowning, electrocuting, and slamming them into the pavement. I am in no way a Vick supporter, but if I was once an "Exalted Cyclops" in the Ku Klux Klan (as Democratic Senator Robert Byrd was) I probably wouldn't be calling for any African American to be executed.