Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Ending the Bad Things

First John Edwards promised that paraplegics would get up and walk, if only John Kerry was elected president. Then the $400 haircuts. Now, John Edwards has vowed to end all bad and unpleasant things by the end of his second year in office. "Racism will soon be a thing of the past," Edwards said. "Same goes for being picked last for playground athletics, AIDS, robbery, not having enough spending money, and murder. Because these things are bad and not good, I promise they will be eliminated."

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